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Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible

hipnopolis

Bird Superhero

thelittlestastronaut

a lamp. that’s it. it’s a lamp.

miss-doku

beefy alligator

ominouslymathematical

Kentucky Fried Karate Chicken

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

FANCY WELL DRESSED OWL

glitterwarpaint

90’s anime cosplayer

eight-times-nine

Sheet music gijinka

magicalgirlmindcrank

Genetically Unstable Cutie

keranos-god-of-storm-crows

Flightless earth dragon

augur-of-colas

Snooty penguin

obi-one-drop

Plant with legs

sarkhan-punbroken

Tall chicken that is literally on fire

dominian-dracologist

The original angry vore dragon

prettyflyforajeskai

tiny ratmouse

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